1. ek admi Sadhu se bola:
Baba,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta,
...agar koi upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta?
2.BOY TO GIRL- MUJHSE FRIENDSHIP KAROGI
GIRL- MERE GHARWALE ALLOW NAHI KARTE
BOY- HA HAAN JAISE MUJHE MERE GHAR WALO NE ASHIQI SOCIETY KI MEMBERSHIP DIL WA RAKHI HAI
3.Ek baar Santa bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Santa: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay,
...ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
4.Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya,
kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
...Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di
toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
5. Teacher 2 studnt-past, present, future ka 1example me deti hu or 1tum do
Tchr-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rhungi.
Stdnt-apko vham tha,vham h or vham rhega.
6. WHAT IS THE UNREASONABLE DEMAND:
two south africans wearing black suit in front of white
& asking for the color photograph.
7. MALLIKA KO AIRPORT PE CUSTAM WALO NE PAKAD K PUCHA IS TIFIN BOX MAI KYA
HAI. . . MALIKA GUSSE SE, -KAMINO YE MERA SUTCASE HAI . . . . .
8. “Maine” uska “chehra” “thapar” mar mar kr lal krdia kyo k osi ne mujhy kaha tha k
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thaper se dar ni lagta sahib “pyar” se lagta hai
9. Maine apne dil se pucha,
"PYAR aur DOSTI me kya fark hai".
Awaaz ayi....
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.Mera kam blood supply krna h,
ye CHICHORI bate mujse mat kiya kar.
10. Girl boy se: Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho Larka : Kamini Zaleel I Love U Mujh Se Shadi Kar K Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!
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